Chocolate-Covered Sarcasm

Sometimes I put words on the Internet.

part-time-stripper:

there’s this girl in my greek and roman history class who wears leather skirts and soft sweaters and floral tights and combat boots and she looks awesome as fuck so dont ever think you are limited to one look you can wear whatever the hell you want and it will look fabulous 

(via ichbinerica)

shockingblankets:


I had already drafted it by the time I realised that you were probably talking about a different Captain Jack…

shockingblankets:

I had already drafted it by the time I realised that you were probably talking about a different Captain Jack…

(via ichbinerica)

questbedhead:

tenfootpolesociety:

shavingryansprivates:

why he lick me

THIS IS SUPER COOL THOUGH IF YOU UNDERSTAND HORSES. LIKE THAT NIPPING IS A GROOMING BEHAVIOR HORSE’S DO TO BOND AND TO MAINTAIN AND IMPROVE SOCIAL BONDS. SO THAT HORSE IS BASICALLY TREATING THE CAT AS PART OF THE HERD AND SUSTAINING THE FRIENDLY BOND.

IT IS SAYING, “this tiny horse is very tiny but we are friends. Look at my tiny friend.”

Horses and cats get along really well actually! Cats in barns scare away all the rats and mice that frighten the horses. SO it’s less like the horse accepting it into the ‘herd’ as the horse saying ‘thank you, brave warrior, for protecting me from the scary chitter beasts.’ 

(Source: lolgifs.net, via schrodingers-flirt)

ichbinerica:

Pirates of the Caribbean was a huge part of my high school experience and Doctor Who is more recent so if you talk about Captain Jack around me there is a 100% chance I am going to assume you mean Sparrow

whiteboyfriend:

NPR posted an article with a title asking why people don’t read anymore, but the content was just an April Fools joke. Then people started to embarrass themselves.

(gawker)

(via thatvirginarianna)