Chocolate-Covered Sarcasm

Sometimes I put words on the Internet.

spenceromg:

getsby:

y’all are like “ooh everyone is beautiful” “ooh everyone deserves to feel hot” and then three seconds later you’re making fun of people who cover their acne with makeup and people who haven’t mastered winged eyeliner yet like grow the hell up you don’t get to pick and choose times to be body positive

THIS

(via ichbinerica)

rincewindsapprentice:

Some people love to shut down people who talk about trans and intersex issues by saying that they’re “only 1% of the population” and thus can be ignored since they “aren’t statistically significant enough.”

By that logic, we can now systematically ignore:

  • Redheads
  • The entire state of Rhode Island
  • Anyone who makes over $500,000 a year
  • Pacific Islanders
  • Australia

(via shadylex)

biohazerd:

tommypickles:

the loss of innocence in the second picture is overwhelming

Look at the trust and candor in his eyes in the first one

biohazerd:

tommypickles:

the loss of innocence in the second picture is overwhelming

Look at the trust and candor in his eyes in the first one

(via ichbinerica)

I am an inferno, I am a tempest. I am venom and fangs and claws. I am lightning and starlight, and I am hell in high heels.

(Source: koriraes, via ichbinerica)